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A little arrogance before the Linux Expo…

“Several reporters took issue with Gate’s assessment of NT: ‘face it, it just sucks, it has sucked, and will continue to suck for a long, long time. We’re talking heat death of the universe time lines here.’ The protests dried up quickly when Gates started replying with the phrase, ‘no more checks will be mailed out,’ to every such question. He then ended the meeting by reporting that he is going to back to programming and is working on a version of BASIC for Linux on the Pilot.”

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