Accept Christ Before 2000, Receive Free Phone

Landover Baptist Church — “The Largest, Most Powerful Assembly Of Worthwhile People To Ever Exist, Unsaved are NOT Welcome” — offers a real deal to heathens like me: Convert and get a PCS Phone. The site’s a real hoot.

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