[ via the FoRKsters ] The escalation continues. First there was Geek Boy Services, now:
“Our mission is to pull you away from your mundane existence and transplant you into the jet-set world of upper class people and places. You will learn to wear high fashion clothes, and to dine elegantly in high society. You will know the subtle pleasures of having many beautiful, educated and sophisticated women around you. Having the money is only the first step; knowing what to do with it is the difference between the aristocracy and the peasantry.”
Fsck that, I want a service which will hook me up with a Senator and some Congresscriters who will serve my interests.
