In Case of Heart Attack

Modern Humorist has found a heretofore secret (and annotated!) memo on what to do when Vice President Cheney has a heart attack.

Tell President that Uncle Dick is now living on a farm in the country with other ex-Vice Presidents and retired oil executives.

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This entry was written by Bill Humphries and posted on April 8, 2001 at 12:00 am and filed under humor. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the Atom feed for this post. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.