Jim Higgins of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel pens new lyrics to Beck’s “Devil’s Haircut” from the point of view of el Presidente as he choked on that pretzel.
Panic button reaching, flailing finger
Craving one humongous brandy stinger
No spores in here, not one iota
Hold on! This came from South Dakota!
Meanwhile, the UK press has been asking these awful questions as to whether Bush’s fallen off the wagon.
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