And when you thought Pullman was hard on religion, how about the DOJ’s Antitrust division?
The suit, brought against G[_]d by the Justice Department on behalf of a coalition of “lesser deities” and polytheistic mortals, alleged that He violated antitrust laws by claiming in the Holy Bible that He was the sole creator of the universe, and by strictly prohibiting the worship of what He termed “false idols.”
There’s no word as to if the successor entities will be allowed to compete with science in the lucrative origin-of-life market.
Don’t worry, after a few years of mergers and changes to existing regulation, G_D will have come back, but under a different name, like Verizon, or SBC.
