Buffy the Bioterrorist Slayer

[ via NTK ] In which fighting terrorists is compared to staking vampires:

While uncertainty is the dominating motif, the “Buffy paradigm” has the following additional characteristics:

  • What expertise there is consists largely of bad or uncertain advice and old, flawed, and

    confusing technical data.

  • The importance of any given threat changes constantly, past threat behavior does not

    predict future behavior, and methods of delivery keep changing.

  • Arcane knowledge is always inadequate and fails to predict, detect, and properly

    characterize the threat.

  • The more certain and deterministic an expert is at the start, the more wrong they turn out

    to be in practice.

  • The scenarios are unpredictable and have very unclear motivation. Any effort to predict

    threat motivation and behavior in detail before the event does at least as much

  • Risk taking is not rationale or subject to predictable constraints and the motivation behind

    escalation is erratic at best.

  • It is never clear whether the threat is internal, from an individual, or from an outside

    organisation.

  • The attackers have no firm or predictable alliances, cooperate in nearly random ways, and

    can suddenly change method of attack and willingness to take risks.

  • All efforts at planning a coherent strategy collapse in the face of tactical necessity and the

    need to deal with unexpected facts on the ground.

  • The balance between external defense, homeland defense, and response changes

    constantly.

  • No success, not matter how important at the time, ever eliminates the risk of future problems

The writer leaves out:

  1. Every season has a Big Bad (bin Laden) and a Little Bad (Saddam!)
  2. The idiot sidekick is funnier than Bush.
  3. Sometimes the Big Bad is one of your own. (Though compairing Ashcroft to Willow is insulting to Willow)

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