Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Reading the following link may either doom your mortal soul, cause you to say “That is one fscked movie”, or rush out to buy the movie on DVD.

[ via Kathy T. ] The Son of G_D does the “Chosen One” bit in “Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter” (note that He’s not a Vampire Slayer, because trademark law is even more powerful than G_D). From the review:

It is best that you find out early on: this movie is bizarre. The title alone should warn you that it is going to be different, but there is no way to anticipate El Santos, lesbians, or the scary guy in the hedge. The latter is a wild-eyed fellow who appears randomly to spout frightening insights into Christianity. It is a weird film, so shall we?

Maybe I need a “Bugsh*t Crazy” category…

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