National Organization to Shoot Bill O’Reilly Into the Sun

From the commerical uses of space desk:

Mission Statement: We are a group of people with a common goal for the common good. To shoot Fox News celebrity Bill O’Reilly into the sun. We do not wish any harm to Mr. O’Reilly, we simply feel that he could better serve mankind in a rocket ship, on a collision course with the center of our solar system. In fact, we feel O’Reilly himself would be receptive to the idea, after a little convincing…

I’d be happy if he accepted the fact that Berkeley is part of the US.

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