You see, this really sucks, since the first part, where you drink a staggering amount of tequila, is no longer needed:
At the moment, really, the most rational possible reaction to the Bush administration’s national-security policy is to light one’s hair on fire and run down the street screaming about Jesus.
And I’d scream about 50′ tall mecha, since I’m a fscking materialist bastard.
But that’s not what Patrick’s post is about. It’s about another article, this one by Michael Lind, about how horrible Bush’s foriegn policy is. Okay, you might think that Bush’s policy is great. You might think it was delivered to him inscribed on golden tablets — wait, that’s an entirely different cult. Anyway, I thought that quote was a hoot. Carry on.
I’ll get to that other cult business soon enough. Let me open the tequila first.