When one of my coworkers, who eats healthier than I, walks into the office with a couple of bags of pork rinds, I was puzzled. Then he says the magic words: “no carbs.” Oh, it’s Atkins food…
I told him about a scary product my friend Evan, back in Madison, found at a Anything’s a Dollar store: microwave pork rinds. He gave little packages of them as gag gifts for several years.
Well, not only are pork rinds back, but yes, you can order gourmet, microwave pork rinds. Why, because “Store bought pork rinds can be greasy and stale.” Yeah, and they smell funny too.
