At a funeral in New Mexico, the officiant says the deceased is bound for Hell.
The family of Ben Martinez, 80, allege that Reverend Scott Mansfield said he was “living in sin,” “lukewarm in his faith” and that “the Lord vomited people like Ben out of his mouth to hell”.
Gotta love the imagery in that last sentence. G-D hugging the porcelain while St. Peter holds His hair out of the way, muttering all the while, “next time, none of this ‘free will’ stuff, I’m going to micromanage them from conception to death, install a PS2 controller at the base of the spine for them.”
Meanwhile, the bereaved family sues. This ugly scene could had been avoided if the Mother Church still traded in indulgences.
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