“It’s getting harder to tell the breeders from the queers…”

[ via Jed Hartman ] In the light of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,” and the rise of the Lipstick Lesbian, a Romanovsky and Phillips tune may be appropriate

Meanwhile, while the Fab Five might glower at my closet full of hawaiian and denim shirts, I’m holding out for Trinny and Susanna to rescue my wardrobe.

More like this: .