Oh, Lord, won’t you find me a WMD?

[ via Ever Curious ] If Janis Joplin came back from the dead, she might sing this:

Oh, Lord, won’t you find me a WMD?

My friends won’t send forces, or money to me.

Looked hard under sand dunes; there’s nothing to see,

So Lord, won’t you find me a WMD?

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