Asteroid has Weapons of Mass Destruction

Best comment on yesterday’s asteroid threat story:

I propose that the USA invade and force the asteroid to leave its insane practices. And then a Marine captain could wrap a flag around its head.

Or maybe Billy Bob Thorton could launch Ben Afflick and Bruce Willis at it… it’d go aways towards paying that karmic debt from Gigli and Hudson Hawk.

Meanwhile, Idle Words considers the end of humans and other large mammals as a cool supercomputer simulation and a bad movie.

More like this: , .