He’s high on powerful gasoline, a clean windshield, and a shoe shine.

[ Found in several locations. ]

Maybe it’s time that American Airlines to put their pilots on short leads. First they’re giving the bird to Brazilian immigration, now another American pilot asked the Christians on his flight to turn to their non-Christian fellows and talk to them about the G_D thing.

The passengers thought this was an indication that the little needle on the jet fuel gage was on the ‘E’, and that they were about to find out if there really is a G_D. But the pilot had just returned from a missionary vaction, and was just enthused.

Oh, if only this pilot was named Rod Flash.

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