The BBC reports that Eastenders, the long running soap opera, has run out of plot hooks.
Steve Bisson, technology writer, suggests ending the show in a SFnal manner with the Singularity encroaching the Queen Vic:
Back in Kernow the damn piskies would work for bread and milk. What does that f*cking robot want? Dry roasted peanuts? Best bitter?
Remember to use Mr. Sterling’s patented singularity debunker afterwards.
