From McSweeney’s imagined user guide to the iPhone:
XVII. Using the iPhone to assist Nicole Kidman in playing a frankly commercial Mrs. Coulter in the new adaptation of The Golden Compass without losing the anti-Miltonian vibe or the stuff about the Magisterium.
I don’t know if that’s possible, considering they threw away Stoppard’s script, and let Mr. American Pie direct the adaptation.
