Doves, why does it always have to be doves?

Our screenwriting teacher parodied John Woo last night, so this comic seems appropriate.

John Prine’s take on Bumper Sticker Patriots

[ via Steve Perry ] John Prine has the perfect response for bumper sticker patriots.

Paperclip: You seem to be writing a pro-war poster, may I help?

[ via Doc ] Note to Clear Channel marketing people: when promoting a “Pro War” rally on your stations, please emphasize good spelling and grammar, lest liberal weblogs make fun of the demonstrators.

At least they didn’t compare him to Captain Kirk

You think they might be humming “99 Luftballoons” at Der Spiegel’s editors’ desk?
That bling-bling pretzel’s a nice touch.

Richard Dawkins rants on the Iraqi War

It wouldn’t be a global catastrophe without the ne plus ultra of anti-theists servicing the believers with a bunker-buster of purple prose (deserved or not):
Bush seems sincerely to see the world as a battleground between Good and Evil, St Michael’s angels against the forces of Lucifer. We’re gonna smoke out the Amalekites, send a posse [...]

Fisking Greenwood

Oh how did I miss this one? Jim Henley, our Libertarian Mad Genius in DC, does the line by line takedown on that annoying Lee Greenwood song. By the end, Greenwood’s in a Belgian bunker, clinging to a farm subsidy. What brought this about? Last fall’s microburst over Steve Earle’s song about Johnny “Taliban” Walker. [...]

Warblogger Watch

Okay people, read the disclaimer at the bottom of this page. Some of you haven’t, and assumed that I endorse the site below. Warblogger Watch is not Spinsanity.
[ via Random Walks ] Blogger made it easy for anyone to publish online. Many of those people hold opinions that may cause shock and dismay. Warblogger Watch [...]

Caddy’s Big and Tall

Michael Rawdon sent a pointer to Car and Driver’s review of the Cadilac Escalade EXT with the note “Always nice to read someone making fun of SUVs”. I don’t think the EXT is a SUV, but then, what is it?
Or you could think of the EXT as a shrine to Harry’s Big and Tall. It’s [...]

Dealing with Trolls and Flames

Dave should have a look at the toolkit they are using on trolls and flames at Megatokyo. Esp. that last panel.

Joe or John?

[ via Wardco Industries ] Morons.org challenges you to distinguish between old and new demagouges.

get your war on

[ via Pigs and Fishes ] And now some desperately needed counterrevolutionary thought.
“God, I regret to inform You that U.S. policy now dictates we bomb the f[sck] out of You up in Heaven.”

Enron CEO gets Pied

[ via Flutterby ] It was gutsy of Enron’s CEO to even set foot in California. Okay, maybe not gutsy, more like a rapist going to visit his victim, and trying to convince her that she was ‘asking for it’.
Anyhow, he got a pie in the kisser for his trouble. I wonder if KQED will [...]

George Bush: On top of the World — waiting for his man…

A gloriously nasty cartoon depicting the leader of the free world.

W bumper stickers and tshirts

“A thousand points of light, and we get the dim one.”

Blame Florida (2)

Radio host Dave Ross submits this entry in the Blame Florida parody race. I prefer the Plaid Adder’s version. [ MP3 ]