Aliens Enter the Conversation

[ via John Redford ] Greg Beaty’s “geek love prose poem” on aliens and culture (high and pop):
Aliens enter our lives to save us, because somebody must, and Heinlein is dead.

Make me a Mac Girl, Big Guy

Admit it. You’ve had fantasies that started this way.

Solving the Junk Mail Problem by redefining it

[ via Anita Rowland ] A family in Washington State stops junk mail by using a postal regulation left over from the days of Comstock: you can forbid someone from mailing sexually oriented advertising from you.
The trick that makes this work is that you, dear reader, are the judge of what is sexually oriented materials. [...]

Welcome to the Sexual Surveliance State of Egypt

Theresa Everline reports on Islam’s battle against sex in Egypt, where the desire to treat unmarried women as a cross between a cow and a financial instrument has spawned a network of spies and busybodies.
In the Soviet Union, the person who kept up the common area of your apartment building was also part of the [...]

The Top 10.25 Things Women (genders 1-2.5) Don’t Know About Men (genders 3-5)

While I’m catching up on writing related linkage, go read Paul Ford’s goofy article from a Womens’ magazine on a world where the dominant sapient species has five (count them!) genders:
“If a man in estrus gender-switches and tumesces with a soulflower, try not to bring it up in a front of your friends. It’s bad [...]

Sex and the Single Superhero

AlterNet columnist Liz Langley considers Terrifica, whom we’ve previously mentioned in this forum.
With all this in mind, I have mixed feelings about Terrifica. On one hand, I’m a big proponent of MYOB and am surprised she hasn’t had her clock cleaned by some liquored-up folks who feel the same way (she has had some nasty [...]

Stopping Mr. Goodbar

[ via Flutterby ] Continuing on the mating in NYC theme, Dan found an article on ‘Terrifica’, a costumed hero who patrols the party scene, intervening before a woman who’s too far into her cups can be picked up by the leisure-suited, open collared, armies of the night.

Craig’s List: futon ISO action

[ via Liz H. ] A poor futon in the City longs for an owner who has an actual love life.
No freaks or Mini Cooper owners.

I’d Like to Make Passes at Girls Who Wear Glasses

Ah, ghod bless Oliver Willis for pointing out an article at Salon extolling the virtues of women who wear glasses. Damn right they are sexy. Remember Barbara Bel Geddes in “Vertigo”? What was Jimmy Stewart thinking? Ignoring a sexy/smart designer, for a doomed millionare’s concubine? I was always a little disapointed when the last woman [...]

Roll yer own slash fiction

So the rest of the media’s discovered slash fiction. But the Potter/Snape stuff seems like it’d run afoul of certain decency laws.
Anyway, I think Trent Renzor should play Snape in the next movie. And it should have a Nine Inch Nails soundtrack. And Iggy Pop should be Dumbledore, yeah.

Houseplants of Gor

[ via Liz Henry ] Houseplants of Gor. No, really, Houseplants of Gor.
The cactus plant next to the spider plant shuddered. It attempted to cover its small form with its small arms and small needles. “I am plant,” it said wonderingly. “I am of Earth, but for the first time, I feel myself truly plantlike. [...]

PETA spay and neuter campaign

We’ll never see PETA’s new ad encouraging you to spay and neuter your pets on TV. Of course, the humorless oafs who object to its content ought to consider spaying or neutering themselves.

Castration: An Abbreviated History of Western Manhood

Salon reviews a book about gender with a clever title.

Libraries and Cyberporn

From FirstMonday.dk, a survey of the on-line porn controversy covering library filtering, the conflicts over porn between “radical” and “libertarian” feminisms, and the Rimm study.

The Vanishing Egyptian Bellydancer

The contradictary forces of globalization and Islamic ‘fundamentalism’ have dwindled the numbers of Egyptian women performing professionaly as belly dancers. Meanwhile, western tourists raised on “Aladdin” and “Jeannie” expect to see the show, so westerners have taken up the slack. The result is a spectrum from vaudville to folk-dance fusion.
The author describes one performance by [...]